Sep 30, 2010
Adrienne E. Gusoff
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
Sep 29, 2010
John Gaule
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
Sep 28, 2010
Sep 27, 2010
Franklin P. Adams
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
Sep 26, 2010
Sep 25, 2010
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Sep 23, 2010
Joan Rivers
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Sep 22, 2010
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Sep 18, 2010
Peter da Silva
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
Sep 17, 2010
George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Sep 16, 2010
Richard M. Nixon
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Sep 15, 2010
Mary Wilson Little
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Sep 14, 2010
Sep 13, 2010
George F. Will
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
H. P. Lovecraft
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Sep 12, 2010
Jimmy Breslin
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.
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