RJS

If your plan A doesn't work, don't sweat it. The alphabet has 25 more letters.

Unknown

Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money. :)

RJS

Love is a universal language that even the smartest people are unable to read.

RJS

A wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do.

~Robert Kiyosaki

The poor, the unsuccessful, the unhappy and the unhealthy are the ones who use the word tomorrow the most. 

~Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure

Louis L'Amour

A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself.

-Albert Einstein

 There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle