Sep 30, 2010
Adrienne E. Gusoff
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
Sep 29, 2010
John Gaule
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
Sep 28, 2010
Sep 27, 2010
Franklin P. Adams
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
Sep 26, 2010
Sep 25, 2010
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Sep 23, 2010
Joan Rivers
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Sep 22, 2010
Sep 21, 2010
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Sep 18, 2010
Peter da Silva
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
Sep 17, 2010
George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Sep 16, 2010
Richard M. Nixon
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Sep 15, 2010
Mary Wilson Little
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
Sep 14, 2010
Sep 13, 2010
George F. Will
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
H. P. Lovecraft
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Sep 12, 2010
Jimmy Breslin
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers.
Sep 11, 2010
P. G. Wodehouse
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
Sep 10, 2010
Sep 9, 2010
George Carlin
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Sep 8, 2010
Bernard Bailey
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
Sep 7, 2010
Harry S Truman
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Sep 6, 2010
Henry David Thoreau
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.
Dorothy Nevill
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Sep 5, 2010
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Sep 3, 2010
Samuel Johnson
Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
Sep 2, 2010
J. Bartlett Brebner
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
Sep 1, 2010
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