Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do it... Bob Philips

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Toddlers are more likely to eat healthy food if they find it on the floor... Jan B

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You know what i did before i married, anything i wanted to... Henny Youngman

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No matter who you marry, you wake up married to someone else.. Marlon Brando

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Once a woman has given her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her...John V

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When i finally met Mr. Right, i had no idea his first name was 'Always'..Rita Ruder

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If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side...Stuart Turner

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The best way to get husband do anything is to suggest that he is too old to do it... F.Parker

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Womens movement would be more successful, if men were running it...Alan Clark

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The main achievement of the women's movement was the right to go dutch..Gloria Steinem

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The trouble with women is that they never put the toilet seat back up.. Simon Nye

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Marriage is alliance of 2 people, 1 who remembers all date and other 1 who doesnt...Ogden Nash

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Intution is the strange instinct that tells a woman she is right; whether she is or not...Oscar Wilde

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The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels....Peir Paul Read

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All the reasons of a man cannot outweigh a single feeling of a woman... Voltaire

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question...Lily Tomlin

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Women might start a rumour, but not a war.... Marga Gomez

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A man in house is worth 2 in the street... Mae West

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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain...WCFields

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Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage...Ambrose Bierce

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