An inferiority complex would be a blessing if only the right people had it...Alan Reed

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I have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them... Jimmy Hoffa

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It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't..Mignon McLaughlin

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Gentility is what's left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone... John Ciardi

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People in a temper often say a lot of silly things that they really mean... Penelope Gilliat

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Confidence is simply that quite, assured feeling ou have before you fall flat on ur face.. L Binder

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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating 1 peanut... Channing Pollock.

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I have my standards. They may be low, but i have them.. Bette Midler

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Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair... Judith Stern

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The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest abt it... James agate

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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.. Benjamin Disraile

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Men achieve a certain greatness unawares, when working to another aim. ...Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Divorce can be seen as the legal alternative to murder... Jeff Fox

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Johann Wolfgang

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Adultery is the application of democracy to love....H.L.Mencken

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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. - Bill Watterson

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

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If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Adolescence is the stage between puberty and adultery... Denis Norden

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