My wife and I thought we were in love but it turned out to be begining... Woody Alen

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A hard man is good to find...Mae West

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I 'm still going on bad dates when by now i should be in a bad marraige...Laura K

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The difference btw man and battery; that battery has +ve side....

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Every man I meet wants to protect me, i cant figure out from what...Mae West

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People should'nt be treated like objects; they are not that valuable...PJORourke

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It is absurd to divide people in gud or bad; they are either charming or tedious.

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There are 3 kind of people; one those who can count, others who cannot..

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I think i m pretty gud judge of people; which is y i hate most of them....

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An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions...RJS

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Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. - Jules Feiffer

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If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, why don't we all get wasted and have the time of our lives

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Language is the source of misunderstandings. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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A coupla months in the laboratory can save a coupla hours in the library. - Westheimer's Discovery

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The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up. - Scott Adams

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Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

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An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly. - Edwin P. Whipple

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A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.

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Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned.

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Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats. - Howard Aiken

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