Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.

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If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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If you aren't living on the edge, then you are taking up too much space.

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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H. L. Mencken

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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - J. Frank Dobie

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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. - Elayne Boosler

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I am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. - Augusten Burroughs

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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

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A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. - Evan Esar

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Love can be sordid only if you work at it. - Brooke McEldowney

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No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. - Michel de Montaigne

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When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right. - Albert Guinon

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The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

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When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better. - Laurie Anderson

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The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

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It is better to be quotable than to be honest. - Tom Stoppard

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