I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. - Elayne Boosler

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I am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. - Augusten Burroughs

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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

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A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. - Evan Esar

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Love can be sordid only if you work at it. - Brooke McEldowney

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No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. - Michel de Montaigne

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When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right. - Albert Guinon

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The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

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When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better. - Laurie Anderson

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The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

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It is better to be quotable than to be honest. - Tom Stoppard

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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - James M. Barrie

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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. - Jane Austen

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening, engaged or married to someone else!

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The road to success.... Is always under construction.

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To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

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Someday is not a day of the week...

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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

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