It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

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If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

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A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

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I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

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It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere....

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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking....

RJS

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

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Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT..Dilbert

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Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time....Dilbert

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A friend in need is a pest indeed. Dilbert

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. Dilbert

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.. - Groucho Marx

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

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"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

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"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.. - Oscar Wilde

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

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