I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

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Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching. - Scott Adams

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We do what we must, and call it by the best names. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution. - Edward Teller

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I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. - Frank Deford

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche

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You never appreciate your blessings as much as when they're gone. - RJS

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Johann Wolfgang

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If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

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By the time we've made it, we've had it. - Malcolm Forbes

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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Before you discover, you must explore. RJS

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Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know. - Cullen Hightower

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working. - Anonymous

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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. - Mae West

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