Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT..Dilbert

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Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time....Dilbert

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A friend in need is a pest indeed. Dilbert

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. Dilbert

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.. - Groucho Marx

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

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"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

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"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.. - Oscar Wilde

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

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Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves. - Rudyard Kipling

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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.

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An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

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The depth and the willingness with which we serve is a direct reflection of our gratitude.

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I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C. Clarke

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Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George F. Will

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The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. - Henry Stimson

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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. W C Fields

history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.

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Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

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Life is a combination of success and failure — both are needed.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.

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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

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The truth is more important than the facts.

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Confidence and enthusiasm are the greatest sales producers...

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Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.

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All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

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Regular naps prevent old age, especially while driving.

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It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.

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Faith is a gift from God that is available to anyone who wants it.

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We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything...

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A good composer does not imitate; he steals...

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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect...Ted

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Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella.

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Sleep for dreams and wake up for aims.

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Dream requires effortless sleep whereas aim requires sleepless effort.

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Every Older person has a younger person wondering what happend....

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Can't repair ur brakes... make your horns louder ...

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You don't die.. if u get scared half to death.. twice !!

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Everyone has photographic memory... some doesn't have film.

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...

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He who laugh Lasts... think slowest...

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Fingers of 2 hands are different... but togather.

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Commerce is the great civilizer. We exchange ideas when we exchange fabrics.

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A day without sunshine is like..... night....

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The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

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Every dissapointment in life can be a stepping stone to greater things.

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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

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A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

Writers are to be read, not to be seen or heard.....

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Character is what u have left when u've lost everything you can lose...

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Write a wise saying & ur name will live forever...

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About the time we think to make ends meet, somebody moves the end....

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Money cant buy Happiness, but neither can poverty....

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Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. - Peter Blake

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Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. - Peter Blake

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To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world. - Edmond

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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well...

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No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

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A motion to adjourn is always in order. - Robert Heinlein

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If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. - Donald H. Rumsfeld

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Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. - Unknown

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I find nothing more depressing than optimism. - Paul Fussell

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion..RJS

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

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No good deed goes unpunished. - Clare Booth Luce

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When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. - William Wrigley Jr.

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There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through..

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Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. - Mark B. Cohen

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The road to hell is paved with adverbs. - Stephen King

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An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness....Elbert Green Hubbard

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Enthusiasm is the baking powder of life. Without it, you're flat. With it, you rise.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

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The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. - Sir Arthur Eddington

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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. - Martin Luther King Jr.

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You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. - John Ciardi

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Things are only impossible until they're not. - Jean-Luc Picard

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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. - Cullen Hightower

If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. - George Winters

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

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Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment. - R. Buckminster Fuller

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These days an income is something you can't live without--or within. - Tom Wilson

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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. - Cullen Hightower

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No wise man ever wished to be younger. - Jonathan Swift

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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. - Ring Lardner

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If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. - Mo Udall

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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

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What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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