Every Older person has a younger person wondering what happend....

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Can't repair ur brakes... make your horns louder ...

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You don't die.. if u get scared half to death.. twice !!

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Everyone has photographic memory... some doesn't have film.

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...

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He who laugh Lasts... think slowest...

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Fingers of 2 hands are different... but togather.

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Commerce is the great civilizer. We exchange ideas when we exchange fabrics.

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A day without sunshine is like..... night....

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The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

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Every dissapointment in life can be a stepping stone to greater things.

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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

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A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

Writers are to be read, not to be seen or heard.....

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Character is what u have left when u've lost everything you can lose...

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Write a wise saying & ur name will live forever...

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About the time we think to make ends meet, somebody moves the end....

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Money cant buy Happiness, but neither can poverty....

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Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. - Peter Blake

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Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. - Peter Blake

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To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world. - Edmond

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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well...

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No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

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A motion to adjourn is always in order. - Robert Heinlein

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If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. - Donald H. Rumsfeld

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Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. - Unknown

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I find nothing more depressing than optimism. - Paul Fussell

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion..RJS

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

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No good deed goes unpunished. - Clare Booth Luce

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When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. - William Wrigley Jr.

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There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through..

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Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. - Mark B. Cohen

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The road to hell is paved with adverbs. - Stephen King

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An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness....Elbert Green Hubbard

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Enthusiasm is the baking powder of life. Without it, you're flat. With it, you rise.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

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The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. - Sir Arthur Eddington

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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. - Martin Luther King Jr.

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You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. - John Ciardi

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Things are only impossible until they're not. - Jean-Luc Picard

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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. - Cullen Hightower

If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. - George Winters

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

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Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment. - R. Buckminster Fuller

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These days an income is something you can't live without--or within. - Tom Wilson

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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. - Cullen Hightower

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No wise man ever wished to be younger. - Jonathan Swift

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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. - Ring Lardner

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If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. - Mo Udall

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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

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What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles De Gaulle

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In this business you either sink or swim or you don't. - David Smith

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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carroll

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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth

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The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

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Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians. - Jimmy Wales

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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec. - J. Hart

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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

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Do first things first, but not necessarily in that order. - Doctor Who

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With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another. - Georg Lichtenberg

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If you haven't got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope

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The more you suffer in life.. the more you learn... but who want's to learn... i just wanna teach.. -RJS

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The resources of Heaven are equal to any problem you'll ever have to face. - RJS

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I wish you & your Family a Very Happy and Merry Christmas ...Raj J Salecha

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We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. -Franklin D Roosevelt

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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. - George Bernard Shaw

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When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. - Abraham Lincoln

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The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums. - G. K. Chesterton

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You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

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Books to the ceiling, to the sky, My pile of books is a mile high. How I love them, need them, I'll have a long beard by the time I read them. - ArnY

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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. - Bob Thaves

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Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

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Friends are those who love you when everyone else deserts you.-RJS

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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire

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Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. - Barbara Tober

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Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians. - Chester Bowles

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I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. - Christopher Morley

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

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Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. - Barbara Tober

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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire

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Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. - Kathari

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I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

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Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching. - Scott Adams

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We do what we must, and call it by the best names. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution. - Edward Teller

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I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. - Frank Deford

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche

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You never appreciate your blessings as much as when they're gone. - RJS

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole

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