I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

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Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching. - Scott Adams

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We do what we must, and call it by the best names. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution. - Edward Teller

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I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. - Frank Deford

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche

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You never appreciate your blessings as much as when they're gone. - RJS

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Johann Wolfgang

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If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

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By the time we've made it, we've had it. - Malcolm Forbes

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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Before you discover, you must explore. RJS

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Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know. - Cullen Hightower

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working. - Anonymous

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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. - Mae West

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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

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Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people. - Philip Guedalla

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True love pulls others through, carries them over, looks beyond. It knows no boundaries and it never runs out...RJS

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What you hear, you forget. What you see, you remember. What you do, you understand. Confucius

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The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. -Emily Dickinson

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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. -William James

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The depth and the willingness with which we serve is a direct reflection of our gratitude. -Gordon T. Watts

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Your sign says : The sunshine of your smile might chase the clouds from someone's life today. RJS

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If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. - Peter Ustinov

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Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions. - G. K. Chesterton

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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Granville Hicks

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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

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When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

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The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish. - Virgil Thomson

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The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it. -Marcus Aurelius

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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread...-Richard Armour

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If you want to change people attitudes toward you, change the negative attitudes you have toward them. - Motto

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfeld

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices. - William James

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How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality. - Norman Douglas

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There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality. - Pablo Picasso

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A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

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The deeper that sorrow carves into our being, the more joy you can contain. Kahlil Gibran

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Life is very short for hate.... So love me :: RS

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The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism. - Sir William Osler

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Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. - Robert Orben

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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens. - Nick Diamos

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

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There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science. - Louis Pasteur

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We don't live in a world of reality, we live in a world of perceptions. -Gerald J. Simmons

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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

'n -number of things: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

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It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

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Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. ~~~ Winston Churchill

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If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson

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No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar. - Donald Foster

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The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives. - Lois McMaster Bujold

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. - Mark Twain

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Middle age starts when one's broad mind and narrow waist interchange their place..RS

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First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. -Epictetus

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A good composer does not imitate; he steals by getting inspired.... Igor Stravinsky

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Be the kind of person who is part of the solution, not part of the problem. RJS

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Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - H. L. Mencken

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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. - Arthur Brisbane

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. - Dave Barry

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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. - Charlotte Whitton

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. ~~~ Napoleon

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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. ~~~ Oscar Wilde

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Trying is the first step towards failure.. and so is Failure towards Success ~~~ Homer Simpson

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. ~~~ Isaac Asimov

A clean conscience is the best pillow...RJS

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Do such a work throughout the day, which lets you enjoy a sound sleep in the night.

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One who travels abroad and serves scholars is broad-minded. His intellectual ability is extensive...SM

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Beautiful girls are like ferrari cars, gud to see and feel, but difficult to own and maintain...RJS

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one who wins in love, can win the life, but one who fails in love, can win the world... Truth

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No one will manufacture a lock without key, sameway god wont give problems without solution. so defeat ur problems with gr8 confidence...RJS

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If you dont want to be forgotten as soon as ur dead, either write thing worth reading of do things worth writing - Benjamin Franklin

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No one has ever won a game of chess by moving forward alone. Some times we have to move backward to get a better step forward...RJS

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When you visualize, then you materialize. If you've been there in the mind you'll go there in the body. -Dr Denis Waitley

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Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice..... H.L. Mencken

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It always pays to put others before yourself. It's the path to true happiness....RJS

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When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of putting it into practice. - Otto von

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

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Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

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A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. - Segal's Law

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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way... - Jane Austen

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You give birth to that on which you fix your mind. -Antoine De Saint -Exupery

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Though God's ways of operating may perplex us at times, if we trust, in due time we will understand...RJS

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It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

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Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be....H.H.Humpy

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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears... H.Humpy

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There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good. - Robert Pirsig

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

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Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas A. Edison

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Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional....RJS

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. ~~~ Woody Allen

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