I am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. - Augusten Burroughs

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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

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A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. - Evan Esar

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Love can be sordid only if you work at it. - Brooke McEldowney

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No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. - Michel de Montaigne

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When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right. - Albert Guinon

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The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

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When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better. - Laurie Anderson

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The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

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It is better to be quotable than to be honest. - Tom Stoppard

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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - James M. Barrie

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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. - Jane Austen

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening, engaged or married to someone else!

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The road to success.... Is always under construction.

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To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

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Someday is not a day of the week...

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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

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It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

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If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

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A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

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I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

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It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere....

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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking....

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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

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Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT..Dilbert

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Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time....Dilbert

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A friend in need is a pest indeed. Dilbert

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. Dilbert

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.. - Groucho Marx

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

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"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

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"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.. - Oscar Wilde

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

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