[tqp-qotd] Quotes of the Day for October 7, 2010

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Quotes of the Day for October 7, 2010
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
-- John Buchan

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
-- Alan Corenk

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
-- Kin Hubbard

Political advertising ought to be stopped. It's the only really dishonest kind of advertising that's left.
-- David M. Ogilvy

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The difference between an itch and an allergy is about two hundred dollars.

[tqp-qotd] Quotes of the Day for October 6, 2010

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Quotes of the Day for October 6, 2010
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I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
-- Georges Duhamel

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
-- Sir Barnett Cocks

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
-- William Hazlitt

The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
-- Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance, Act 3

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George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles.

Emerson M. Pugh

If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.

[tqp-qotd] Quotes of the Day for October 5, 2010

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Quotes of the Day for October 5, 2010
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In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
-- Mogens Jallberg

Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
-- Robin Morgan

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
-- Mark Twain

Equations are the devil's sentences.
-- Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report

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Adrienne E. Gusoff

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

John Gaule

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.

Granville Hicks

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Franklin P. Adams

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Jimmy Buffett

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

Roald Dahl

We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.

Albert Schweitzer

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

Joan Rivers

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Thornton Wilder

Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.

National Lampoon

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Mark Twain

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

John Lithgow

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

Peter da Silva

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.

George Bernard Shaw

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.