Malcolm Bradbury

The english are polite by telling lies. The americans are polite by telling the truth..

Abraham Lincoln

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves... RJS

Oscar Wilde

Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people..

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite... Winston Churchill

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Every man likes the smell of his own farts.. Icelandic proverb.

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More people will get out of ur way if u say i'm about to puke, then if u say 'Excuse Me'..Sally bager

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Etiquette is knowing how to yawn with your mouth closed...Herbert P

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The nice thing about egoists is that they dont talk about other people..Lucy Harper

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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance..Oscar Wilde

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An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.. Ambrose Bierce

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Some of the greatest love affairs i have known involved one actor, unassisted...Wilson Mizner

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An inferiority complex would be a blessing if only the right people had it...Alan Reed

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I have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them... Jimmy Hoffa

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It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't..Mignon McLaughlin

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Gentility is what's left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone... John Ciardi

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People in a temper often say a lot of silly things that they really mean... Penelope Gilliat

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Confidence is simply that quite, assured feeling ou have before you fall flat on ur face.. L Binder

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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating 1 peanut... Channing Pollock.

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I have my standards. They may be low, but i have them.. Bette Midler

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Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair... Judith Stern

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