Abraham Lincoln

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves... RJS

Oscar Wilde

Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people..

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite... Winston Churchill

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Every man likes the smell of his own farts.. Icelandic proverb.

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More people will get out of ur way if u say i'm about to puke, then if u say 'Excuse Me'..Sally bager

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Etiquette is knowing how to yawn with your mouth closed...Herbert P

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The nice thing about egoists is that they dont talk about other people..Lucy Harper

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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance..Oscar Wilde

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An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.. Ambrose Bierce

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Some of the greatest love affairs i have known involved one actor, unassisted...Wilson Mizner

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An inferiority complex would be a blessing if only the right people had it...Alan Reed

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I have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them... Jimmy Hoffa

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It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't..Mignon McLaughlin

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Gentility is what's left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone... John Ciardi

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People in a temper often say a lot of silly things that they really mean... Penelope Gilliat

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Confidence is simply that quite, assured feeling ou have before you fall flat on ur face.. L Binder

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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating 1 peanut... Channing Pollock.

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I have my standards. They may be low, but i have them.. Bette Midler

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Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair... Judith Stern

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The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest abt it... James agate

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