My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.. Benjamin Disraile

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Men achieve a certain greatness unawares, when working to another aim. ...Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Divorce can be seen as the legal alternative to murder... Jeff Fox

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Johann Wolfgang

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Adultery is the application of democracy to love....H.L.Mencken

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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. - Bill Watterson

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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

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If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Adolescence is the stage between puberty and adultery... Denis Norden

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Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do it... Bob Philips

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Toddlers are more likely to eat healthy food if they find it on the floor... Jan B

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You know what i did before i married, anything i wanted to... Henny Youngman

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No matter who you marry, you wake up married to someone else.. Marlon Brando

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Once a woman has given her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her...John V

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When i finally met Mr. Right, i had no idea his first name was 'Always'..Rita Ruder

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If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side...Stuart Turner

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The best way to get husband do anything is to suggest that he is too old to do it... F.Parker

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Womens movement would be more successful, if men were running it...Alan Clark

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The main achievement of the women's movement was the right to go dutch..Gloria Steinem

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