The trouble with women is that they never put the toilet seat back up.. Simon Nye

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Marriage is alliance of 2 people, 1 who remembers all date and other 1 who doesnt...Ogden Nash

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Intution is the strange instinct that tells a woman she is right; whether she is or not...Oscar Wilde

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The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels....Peir Paul Read

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All the reasons of a man cannot outweigh a single feeling of a woman... Voltaire

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question...Lily Tomlin

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Women might start a rumour, but not a war.... Marga Gomez

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A man in house is worth 2 in the street... Mae West

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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain...WCFields

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Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage...Ambrose Bierce

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If a man speaks in forest with no women around... is he still wrong? Rick Makin

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My wife and I thought we were in love but it turned out to be begining... Woody Alen

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A hard man is good to find...Mae West

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I 'm still going on bad dates when by now i should be in a bad marraige...Laura K

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The difference btw man and battery; that battery has +ve side....

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Every man I meet wants to protect me, i cant figure out from what...Mae West

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People should'nt be treated like objects; they are not that valuable...PJORourke

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It is absurd to divide people in gud or bad; they are either charming or tedious.

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There are 3 kind of people; one those who can count, others who cannot..

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I think i m pretty gud judge of people; which is y i hate most of them....

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