Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - James M. Barrie

rjs

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. - Jane Austen

rjs

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening, engaged or married to someone else!

raj

The road to success.... Is always under construction.

raj

To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

RAJ

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

raj

Someday is not a day of the week...

raj

The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

raj

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

raj

If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

raj

A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

raj

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

raj

I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

raj

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere....

raj

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

raj

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking....

RJS

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

RAJ

Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT..Dilbert

RJS

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time....Dilbert

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A friend in need is a pest indeed. Dilbert