I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. Dilbert

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.. - Groucho Marx

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

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"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

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"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.. - Oscar Wilde

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

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Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves. - Rudyard Kipling

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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.

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An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

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The depth and the willingness with which we serve is a direct reflection of our gratitude.

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I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C. Clarke

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Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George F. Will

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The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. - Henry Stimson

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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. W C Fields