My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

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Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment. - R. Buckminster Fuller

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These days an income is something you can't live without--or within. - Tom Wilson

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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. - Cullen Hightower

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No wise man ever wished to be younger. - Jonathan Swift

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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. - Ring Lardner

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If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. - Mo Udall

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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

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What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles De Gaulle

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In this business you either sink or swim or you don't. - David Smith

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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carroll

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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth

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The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

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Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians. - Jimmy Wales

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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec. - J. Hart

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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

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Do first things first, but not necessarily in that order. - Doctor Who

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