I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Johann Wolfgang

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If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

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By the time we've made it, we've had it. - Malcolm Forbes

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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Before you discover, you must explore. RJS

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Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know. - Cullen Hightower

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working. - Anonymous

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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. - Mae West

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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

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Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people. - Philip Guedalla

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True love pulls others through, carries them over, looks beyond. It knows no boundaries and it never runs out...RJS

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What you hear, you forget. What you see, you remember. What you do, you understand. Confucius

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The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. -Emily Dickinson

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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. -William James

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The depth and the willingness with which we serve is a direct reflection of our gratitude. -Gordon T. Watts

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