Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. - Robert Orben

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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens. - Nick Diamos

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

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There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science. - Louis Pasteur

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We don't live in a world of reality, we live in a world of perceptions. -Gerald J. Simmons

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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

'n -number of things: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

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It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

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Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. ~~~ Winston Churchill

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If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson

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No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar. - Donald Foster

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The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives. - Lois McMaster Bujold

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. - Mark Twain

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Middle age starts when one's broad mind and narrow waist interchange their place..RS

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First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. -Epictetus

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A good composer does not imitate; he steals by getting inspired.... Igor Stravinsky

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Be the kind of person who is part of the solution, not part of the problem. RJS

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Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - H. L. Mencken

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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. - Arthur Brisbane

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. - Dave Barry

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