For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H. L. Mencken

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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - J. Frank Dobie

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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. - Elayne Boosler

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I am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. - Augusten Burroughs

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Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

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A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. - Evan Esar

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Love can be sordid only if you work at it. - Brooke McEldowney

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No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. - Michel de Montaigne

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When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right. - Albert Guinon

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The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

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When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better. - Laurie Anderson

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The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

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It is better to be quotable than to be honest. - Tom Stoppard

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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - James M. Barrie

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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them. - Jane Austen

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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening, engaged or married to someone else!

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The road to success.... Is always under construction.

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To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

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Someday is not a day of the week...

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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

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It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

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If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

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A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

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I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

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It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere....

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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking....

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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

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Try & try, if you don't succeed, then CHEAT..Dilbert

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Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time....Dilbert

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A friend in need is a pest indeed. Dilbert

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. Dilbert

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.. - Groucho Marx

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

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"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

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"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.. - Oscar Wilde

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

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Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves. - Rudyard Kipling

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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.

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An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

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The depth and the willingness with which we serve is a direct reflection of our gratitude.

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I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C. Clarke

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Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. - George F. Will

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The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. - Henry Stimson

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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. W C Fields

history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.

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Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

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Life is a combination of success and failure — both are needed.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.

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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

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The truth is more important than the facts.

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Confidence and enthusiasm are the greatest sales producers...

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Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.

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All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

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Regular naps prevent old age, especially while driving.

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It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.

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Faith is a gift from God that is available to anyone who wants it.

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We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything...

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A good composer does not imitate; he steals...

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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect...Ted

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Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella.

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Sleep for dreams and wake up for aims.

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Dream requires effortless sleep whereas aim requires sleepless effort.

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Every Older person has a younger person wondering what happend....

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Can't repair ur brakes... make your horns louder ...

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You don't die.. if u get scared half to death.. twice !!

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Everyone has photographic memory... some doesn't have film.

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...

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He who laugh Lasts... think slowest...

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Fingers of 2 hands are different... but togather.

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Commerce is the great civilizer. We exchange ideas when we exchange fabrics.

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A day without sunshine is like..... night....

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The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

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Every dissapointment in life can be a stepping stone to greater things.

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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

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A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

Writers are to be read, not to be seen or heard.....

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Character is what u have left when u've lost everything you can lose...

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Write a wise saying & ur name will live forever...

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About the time we think to make ends meet, somebody moves the end....

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Money cant buy Happiness, but neither can poverty....

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Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. - Peter Blake

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Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. - Peter Blake

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To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world. - Edmond

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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well...

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No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

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A motion to adjourn is always in order. - Robert Heinlein

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If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. - Donald H. Rumsfeld

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