Can't repair ur brakes... make your horns louder ...

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You don't die.. if u get scared half to death.. twice !!

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Everyone has photographic memory... some doesn't have film.

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...

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He who laugh Lasts... think slowest...

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Fingers of 2 hands are different... but togather.

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Commerce is the great civilizer. We exchange ideas when we exchange fabrics.

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A day without sunshine is like..... night....

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The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

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Every dissapointment in life can be a stepping stone to greater things.

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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

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It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

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A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

Writers are to be read, not to be seen or heard.....

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Character is what u have left when u've lost everything you can lose...

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Write a wise saying & ur name will live forever...

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About the time we think to make ends meet, somebody moves the end....

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Money cant buy Happiness, but neither can poverty....

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Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. - Peter Blake

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Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything. - Peter Blake

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To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world. - Edmond

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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well...

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No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

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A motion to adjourn is always in order. - Robert Heinlein

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If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much. - Donald H. Rumsfeld

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Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. - Unknown

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I find nothing more depressing than optimism. - Paul Fussell

Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion..RJS

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

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No good deed goes unpunished. - Clare Booth Luce

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When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. - William Wrigley Jr.

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There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through..

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Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate. - Mark B. Cohen

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The road to hell is paved with adverbs. - Stephen King

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An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness....Elbert Green Hubbard

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Enthusiasm is the baking powder of life. Without it, you're flat. With it, you rise.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

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The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. - Sir Arthur Eddington

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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. - Martin Luther King Jr.

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You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. - John Ciardi

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Things are only impossible until they're not. - Jean-Luc Picard

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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. - Cullen Hightower

If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. - George Winters

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen

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Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment. - R. Buckminster Fuller

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These days an income is something you can't live without--or within. - Tom Wilson

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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

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A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. - Cullen Hightower

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