No wise man ever wished to be younger. - Jonathan Swift

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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. - Ring Lardner

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If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. - Mo Udall

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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. - Aldous Huxley

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What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles De Gaulle

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In this business you either sink or swim or you don't. - David Smith

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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carroll

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The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth

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The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

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Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians. - Jimmy Wales

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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec. - J. Hart

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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

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Do first things first, but not necessarily in that order. - Doctor Who

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With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another. - Georg Lichtenberg

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If you haven't got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope

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The more you suffer in life.. the more you learn... but who want's to learn... i just wanna teach.. -RJS

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The resources of Heaven are equal to any problem you'll ever have to face. - RJS

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I wish you & your Family a Very Happy and Merry Christmas ...Raj J Salecha

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We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. -Franklin D Roosevelt

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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. - George Bernard Shaw

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When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. - Abraham Lincoln

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The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums. - G. K. Chesterton

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You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

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Books to the ceiling, to the sky, My pile of books is a mile high. How I love them, need them, I'll have a long beard by the time I read them. - ArnY

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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. - Bob Thaves

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Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

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Friends are those who love you when everyone else deserts you.-RJS

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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire

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Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. - Barbara Tober

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Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians. - Chester Bowles

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I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. - Christopher Morley

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

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Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. - Barbara Tober

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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire

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Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. - Kathari

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I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

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Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching. - Scott Adams

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We do what we must, and call it by the best names. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution. - Edward Teller

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I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. - Frank Deford

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In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Nietzsche

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You never appreciate your blessings as much as when they're gone. - RJS

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Johann Wolfgang

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If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

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By the time we've made it, we've had it. - Malcolm Forbes

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

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Before you discover, you must explore. RJS

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Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know. - Cullen Hightower

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working. - Anonymous

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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. - Mae West

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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

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Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people. - Philip Guedalla

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True love pulls others through, carries them over, looks beyond. It knows no boundaries and it never runs out...RJS

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What you hear, you forget. What you see, you remember. What you do, you understand. Confucius

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The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. -Emily Dickinson

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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. -William James

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The depth and the willingness with which we serve is a direct reflection of our gratitude. -Gordon T. Watts

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Your sign says : The sunshine of your smile might chase the clouds from someone's life today. RJS

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If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. - Peter Ustinov

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Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions. - G. K. Chesterton

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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Granville Hicks

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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

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When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

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The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish. - Virgil Thomson

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The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it. -Marcus Aurelius

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A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread...-Richard Armour

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If you want to change people attitudes toward you, change the negative attitudes you have toward them. - Motto

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfeld

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices. - William James

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How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality. - Norman Douglas

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There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality. - Pablo Picasso

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A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

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